ChrissieYeomans

The lake is usually a peaceful place, concealed by the woods around it, sheltered by the over-hanging branches. There are very few people who even know the location of this wonderfully secluded pool. One year had passed since two particular children discovered the lake. One year of misery had passed, the children lived for the time they spent together in the woods, their families had joined a year before that. Their lives had been filled with hate, anger and violence, both as spectators and as involuntary participants. The boy had loathed his new sister, any other little boy would...

? (The lights come on slowly to the sound of a small crowd cheering, a woman (MEL BOOTS) gets up from a chair centre stage left and walks to downstage centre. She is wearing a white shirt, black trousers and black shoes, she has dark hair. She waits for the cheering to die down.) MEL BOOTS Hey guys we've got a real treat for you tonight, a real legend. You've seen him on 'Mock The Week', 'QI', 'Never Mind the Buzzcocks,' he's had years of solo stand up shows and has won countless awards. You know who it is...